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I manipped this as an illustration for my Daniel/Vala story "Once Upon a Ha'tak". Vala's head is from episode 10x08 "Memento Mori", and Daniel's is from 9x02 "Avalon Part 2".

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16 October 2014 @ 11:51 am
TITLE: Muh Jell-O
SERIES: Part 1 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
AUTHOR: campylobacter
RATING: Gen/All Audiences
WARNING: none apply
CATEGORY: episode tag; humor; Gen
PAIRINGS: none
WORD COUNT: 360
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, the waitress from "Holiday"
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 2x17 "Holiday"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: That awkward feeling when you walk into the wrong diner...

NOTES: Inspired by magnavox_23's wallpaper "Fred & Machello's Big Day Out!" for the Season Two Challenge at Event Horizons

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14 March 2014 @ 12:00 pm
Bwahahahaha I find it easier to write porn when I'm given non-sexual or non-romantic prompts.

I received an assortment of random fan work prompts from [community profile] genprompt_bingo but fandom content creators can request (or even EXCLUDE) more specific prompts from among any combination of 31 different categories, including Science Fiction and Fantasy, Angst, Plot Events/Points/Twists, Crack...

BINGO
Identity Crisis Could it be Ritual? Archaeologists and their Theories. Terrible Crack Treated Seriously Teacher
Hard and Soft Mystery Mentors Early Morning Child Endangerment
Hardware and Software Pastel Shades WILD
CARD
Taxes Dance through the Fire
Alternative Professions Sensory Deprivation I Have a Rendezvous with Death Slow Build La Servante de Lucifer (The Servant of Lucifer)
Ray Guns Someone / Something is Hidden / Camoflaged Oaths / Promises Fate Surprise
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05 February 2014 @ 12:01 pm
STARGATE
Stargate Charlie's Angels
Wed, 00:39: RT @AwakeBlackWoman: The #CharliesAngels pose Season 9 SG-1 hit when they ringed aboard Ba'al's mother ship? Perfection. #Stargate


SAILOR MOON
SOCHI WINTER OLYMPICS 2014
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRAYVON MARTIN
 
 
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04 February 2014 @ 12:01 pm
STARGATE
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03 February 2014 @ 12:01 pm
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01 February 2014 @ 04:55 pm
Passed along from anna_sg1's (F-locked) post over a year ago, only I'm answering it with screencaps for Daniel/Vala ;)

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PAIRING MEME: "Give me a pairing and I'll answer these questions for them"
  1. Who cooks normally?
  2. How often do they fight?
  3. What do they do when they’re away from each other?
  4. Nicknames for each other?
  5. Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
  6. Who steals the covers at night?
  7. What would they get each other for gifts?
  8. Who kissed who first?
  9. Who made the first move?
  10. Who remembers things?
  11. Who started the relationship?
  12. Who cusses more?
  13. What would they do if the other one was hurt?
Because I really can't do a simple meme without going deep into meta territory + multiple images for each question, I'll be posting (and semi-cross-posting to daniel_vala) my answer throughout the week. Because just those 2 questions took me FOREVER.

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26 January 2014 @ 10:40 am
Originally posted by anna_sg1 at 1.
daniel_vala's February is the Month of Love 2014 still has some free dates,

so sign up if you haven't for more Daniel/Vala awesomness!


Also, HAI! :D
I was planning on spending more time on LJ this year bc i still miss it.
 
 
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17 January 2014 @ 02:51 pm
From spiletta42 via her Tumblr

Could someone tell my LJ friends who don’t use Tumblr that I’m alive? Or better yet, tell me how to break out of this loop on LJ that won’t let me log in?

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Come on, y'all. You KNOW you wanna chip in to see animated versions of Ba'al (Cliff Simon), the Sixth Doctor (Colin Baker), and Commander Ivanova (Claudia Christian) confront Davros (Terry Malloy) in a reboot of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, the great-grandmother of all Internet memes.

[Originally posted by obsessivemuch1 at *signal boost* ]






talcMedia describes ALL YOUR BASE as "A monumental stupendous animated comedy parody mock trailer state of the art flat-two-dimensional animated short film in full Technicolor® and, even, Original Soundtrack!", which neatly encapsulates their off-the-wall sense of humour. Then again, since the thing exists down to Colin and Lizzie overacting, perhaps that's not such a surprise.

Yes, it's bonkers nonsense, but D:I6 is very serious and won't get off the ground unless AYB does. It's a bit of geeky fun, using one of the oldest memes around. If you don't know, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" comes from the European Sega Mega Drive version of Zero Wing. The original Japanese was poorly translated with hysterical results. People pasted quotes on screencaps, posted them on the internet, and a cult meme was born.

For more information on AYB, visit the website or the Kickstarter page.
 
 
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02 November 2013 @ 08:24 am

TITLE: Once Upon a Ha'tak
AUTHOR: campylobacter
BETA READER: oceania
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Gen; Alternate Universe; crack fairy tale
CHARACTERS: Samantha Carter, Qetesh, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, Cameron Mitchell, Teal'c, Jack O'Neill
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: transition from Classic Team to New Team (Seasons 8, 9 & 10)
WORD COUNT: 1602
PROMPT: #29 Daniel and Vala. She first and foremost wanted to be his friend via the 2013 sg1friendathon Frenzy

SUMMARY/PREMISE: Once upon a time, there was an astrophysicist & her 3 teammates...
[Stargate SG-1 vs the Brothers Grimm version of Beauty & the Beast.]


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02 March 2013 @ 12:00 pm
STARGATESTARGATE ACTOR TWEETS FANDOM RESPONDS TO OBAMA'S "Jedi mind meld" gaffe MISC