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12 October 2015 @ 06:03 pm

STARGATE FAN ART “Once Upon a Whip” Sam/Jack pulp fiction book cover

I made a graphic I first posted at

sj_everyday for Weekly Challenge #2 "Once Upon a Time":

FANTASTIC ADVENTURES Stargate Sam/Jack pulp cover

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“Once Upon a Whip” pulp fiction book cover
Sam/Jack Alternate Universe (fantasy)
based on August 1941 "Fantastic Adventures"

Tags: fanart, jack o'neill, samantha carter, stargate sg-1

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19 April 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Sat, 13:25: @Spacekatgal GG couldn't tell the difference between @arthur_affect & @stillgray so it's no surprise...
Sat, 13:47: RT @AnOldLefty: Feline forensics. http://t.co/lc72CSEoA9
Sat, 14:16: RT @UnarmedOracle: Chewbacca died 30 years ago. This is Chewie 3. Leia keeps buying Han new Chewies. He never notices.
Sat, 14:27: RT @DavidBlue: WOW. This is amazing. RT @grantimahara: Ladies & gentlemen, @Jennernugen as Admiral AckBunny. #StarWars #SWCA http://t.co/nE…
Sat, 14:28: RT @AdrianneCurry: Lord Vader is like....fuck off, my feet hurt! @SW_Celebration http://t.co/B4GfGSXt3t
Sat, 14:44: RT @atlantistvru: #SGA @Torri_Higginson as #Commander #Truffault of #MikkeiCombine from #DARKMATTER! http://t.co/9rGmMxlM3o #Stargate http:…
Sat, 14:48: RT @YourAnonNews: 7 Deadly sins that get users hacked http://t.co/1CkSxCQfXe
Sat, 15:40: RT @AdrianneCurry: Magic @SW_Celebration @AliciaMarieBODY @ryankeely @GeekyPinup http://t.co/S6llFa2Jv7
Sat, 15:46: CALLING ALL RACISTS lolwut??? https://t.co/JQEk3N4Ba6
Sat, 16:01: RT @LexaShmexa: @campyspornshack @DavidBlue Just put him in Game of Thrones cuz that'd be AWESOME!

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18 April 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Fri, 16:49: :) @theClaudiaBlack in a long velvet coat #TheOriginals http://t.co/xP5RO3xBB1
Fri, 21:11: Lexa Doig & Wil Wheaton's hockey tweets in my timeline 😍😍
Fri, 22:09: "my daughter popped in and requested explicit Dean/Sam (complete with non con, dub con)" #nope #why #stop #yourDAUGHTER??
Fri, 22:31: Dahlia on #TheOriginals: 6 Reasons She's The Best Villain Yet http://t.co/0gTIIzc2J7 Reason #1: Claudia Black
Sat, 10:24: RT @HollyRachelle14: Look who I met!😄 http://t.co/8llCetEBLm
Sat, 10:25: RT @Mollstar12345: Hahha oh love jacks humour ! #Stargate http://t.co/AOjO5FyT9s
Sat, 11:04: I wanna hi-5 this headline http://t.co/df3SCL1rf9 "#HugoAwards devolve into the #GamerGate of the SFF World, 2 Nominated Authors Withdraw"

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17 April 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Thu, 12:03: RT @thegatecast: Editing this weekend's new podcast, it may feature Vala and of course bargain Stardust (p&p not included). #Stargate http:…
Thu, 12:06: RT @GateconE: The great Don S Davis gets the lipstick treatment from @terylrothery & @amandatapping at #Gatecon2000 charity auction http://…
Thu, 14:33: Chris Eccleston http://t.co/XSV64BGMZA #DoctorWho “It’s not just about the working class. There’s not enough writing for women or PoCs."
Thu, 16:22: asking older fangirls why they’re still in fandom" #misogyny http://t.co/jpTG4gxUaE
Thu, 16:35: RT @colsamcarter: @campyspornshack a lot of my favourite mutuals and fic writers are older. think it has everything to do with the ageist s…
Thu, 17:06: RT @DWGreviews: .@thebandomrandom I know personally I would rather not be complimented on my ability to not rape someone.
Thu, 18:53: @sassycrass @so_treu 4chan is the trashcan of the Internet (until 8chan came along)...
Thu, 19:20: RT @Adishni: My vagina forces me to write and illustrate erotic fanworks. @campyspornshack :)
Thu, 20:37: Chocolate Chip Dessert Pizza http://t.co/H1GorrGXvj with cream cheese & slightly browned streusel topping http://t.co/983IGUO1Bz
Fri, 03:15: RT @_dpiddy: This is how #BatmanvSuperman will end. http://t.co/jORkTidUXt

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17 April 2015 @ 07:52 am

I Write Fanfic Meme

Daniel and Vala cuddle as Harrid and Sallis

Originally posted by

jennickels at Totally stole this who memed this from

angelus2hot.

1. Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic.
PORN. Romance. Duh.

2. Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to?
I'm working on a Daniel/Vala story based on the Undercover as Lovers trope. They go to Alabama for this one, not Ver Ager LOL.

3. Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?
Nope. Even the most disgusting tropes can be satirized & subverted :)

4. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?
A million :P I'm also working on Sam/Jack mermaid/tentacle porn, a Jack/Daniel Hunger Games AU Made Them Do It porn, plus over a dozen WiPs which need to get finished.

Tags: meme, meta-fanfic

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14 April 2015 @ 12:02 pm

My tweets

Mon, 19:54: RT @AO3_Status: We've taken measures to make it more difficult for Ebooks Tree to offer downloads of AO3 works. Users should not notice any…
Mon, 19:55: i am fkin LIVID over this http://t.co/qNQZTyloCq FUCK U CLOUDFLARE ISIS-ENABLING ASSHOLES
Mon, 20:25: @thejengatower welcome to the club http://t.co/gCXqJQGuKo
Mon, 20:50: RT @travelingheidi: Was your fanfic copied from AO3, Wattpad or tumblr & posted on ebooks-tree without your permission? How to get it off h…
Mon, 21:33: RT @Spacekatgal: OMG. LOVE THIS from @tableflipclub!!! http://t.co/wHZrj4Fnqb http://t.co/WuI6LYBmTF
Mon, 22:02: Dahlia's gift to another witch #TheOriginals 10x GIFset feat. Claudia Black http://t.co/w1gcrY0wgx
Tue, 05:08: RT @sqnldrjimbo: @amandatapping Still the lovely goofball... http://t.co/BF7oyyPxyc
Tue, 05:13: RT @StargateZone: Ba'al, Daniel Jackson and Cam Mitchell walk into a bar . . . http://t.co/TNzQ1Bv7VO
Tue, 05:41: RT @alexlifschitz: I will pay for ten years of hosting for the Ralph Retort and eat a bar of speed stick for the link @MistahOso @conlan_we…
Tue, 07:07: RT @KWFotos: .@MichaelShanks during the Stargate Panel at #OzComicCon Perth http://t.co/ElLSJKgpUG

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14 April 2015 @ 09:23 am

Ebooks Tree hosted my fanfic without permission

The website ebooks-tree.com has been using an automated script to harvest fan fiction from AO3, Tumblr, & Wattpad without any author's permission, including mine. (And those were some of my crappiest stories LOL.)

crossposted/edited from an entry I made for SJMA http://blog.samandjackawards.com/2015/04/ebooks-tree-hosting-fanfic-without-permission/

Updates about the hosting server for Ebooks Tree piracy here

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Tags: fanfic, piracy

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enraged

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14 March 2015 @ 09:05 am

STARGATE SG-1: fast friends

Fast Friendship To Relationship

Have you ever had a friendship where you became close incredibly fast, and felt like you could become even more than friends just as quickly? If so, what did you do? What did your friend do? How did it feel?

Reply 13

multishipper edition

Sized up your future husband
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Took a staff blast for your boyfriend
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Adored your Second-in-Command already
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Asked the hot guy to stay at your place
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Kissed the hot guy who'll give you a new home
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Offered a friend-with-benefits the keys to your apartment
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Tags: picspam, stargate sg-1, writer's block

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hot

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14 March 2015 @ 01:23 am

LJ has broken comments on Custom CSS Layouts

wow LJ
http://news.livejournal.com/148968.html?thread=102590440#t102590440

Sometimes I think LJ should just get rebuilt from scratch with any other programming language besides Perl.

Like, a language developed in the actual 21st century.

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13 March 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Thu, 12:05: sneaky Daniel #Stargate http://t.co/g4hZ1LCor0
Thu, 12:20: RT @Awkward_Duck: Hey @GovernorMarkell I support repeal of the death penalty, you should too! #DERepeal
Thu, 12:50: RT @nosulragal: Black kids also have the right to come home to their mothers. @cnnbrk
Thu, 13:29: RT @GateWorld: Omnipedia Update: Database being reconstructed after a major crash. Stay tuned for updates (and try https://t.co/0K8uzUx3YY …
Thu, 13:44: “My initials Samantha Abigail Marina Rebekah Carter.” http://t.co/ey5NEUho6P lolomg #Stargate badfic
Thu, 13:58: RT @christineburns: Trans men are flocking to selfie in the Ladies' washrooms, thanks to Republican hatred http://t.co/57Mak7ZuAJ
Thu, 14:23: RT @Mrarkon: breaking news: fictional lesbian shatters man's fragile ego http://t.co/vqzhOKGs1z
Thu, 14:43: RT @LexaShmexa: Hey @pmharper - first step in not oppressing women is to respect their agency when it comes to choosing their own clothing.…
Thu, 14:46: I need to exercise today http://t.co/ljLCVcKBeV
Thu, 16:29: RT @nikodimov: 16th century cat stealing a penis (!) http://t.co/xpdtnSMrO7

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12 March 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Wed, 12:04: RT @torri_higginson: But still.... can someone hire me...? 👯
Wed, 12:08: RT @alan_tudyk: We hit the first goal!!!! This is some kind of record. I'm sure I'll be tweeting about that soon enough. You guys are amazi…
Wed, 12:14: RT @HillaryClinton: GOP letter to Iranian clerics undermines American leadership. No one considering running for commander-in-chief should…
Wed, 14:46: RT @DrJaneChi: If your son's desire to fit in w/his bros is stronger than his desire to not do racist shit, you haven't raised a Not-Racist.
Wed, 15:50: RT @Oatmeal: .@jmattbarber Oh look, it’s a comic about you. http://t.co/T8LQUujKha
Wed, 15:54: RT @AlChocolate: @campyspornshack my mom was so so mad at my 5yo step-sister when she drew a flower with a penis. I remember. @tirlaeyn @Ha…
Wed, 15:57: RT @TheQuinnspiracy: would really love to see doxing & deadnaming folks banned in more company's TOSes
Wed, 16:09: RT @JohntheBasterd: This is Max. He's the best cat ever. Deal with it. http://t.co/kgQqf7rjTI
Wed, 16:10: I kiss my cat. She tolerates it.
Wed, 16:33: I like women in space. CAN WE PLEASE SEND ARETHA FRANKLIN NEXT? http://t.co/gWElrkF3mF

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11 March 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Tue, 12:32: RT @GirlsMakeGames: Know a girl who loves video games? Tell her about our upcoming summer camps in 20+ cities in the US! RT <3 http://t.co/…
Tue, 12:36: RT @Spacekatgal: My favorite part of Hillary Clinton email scandal is the private server at her house. Love image of Hillary installing Apa…
Tue, 12:47: RT @FionaMartinxoxo: Claudia Black in The Originals 2015 extended trailer s02e16: http://t.co/DPvwfxfkZ3
Tue, 13:07: RT @princessology: All this whining about girl Ghostbusters makes me want to FINALLY make the Ghostbusters cosplay I've been planning forev…
Tue, 16:16: MARVIN GAYE YOU DA MAN https://t.co/H5v9bAyyyu
Tue, 16:46: RT @ElectraDyna: Here they are. #EWDG @gracehelbig @harto http://t.co/wjzBW8tJb1
Tue, 17:57: Jumping to Conclusions #Stargate Daniel/Vala fanfic by kehwie http://t.co/fBDcY3xrhy
Tue, 19:13: GOP senators finally figured out that undermining nuclear talks w/Iran sabotages US national credibility http://t.co/d03WQrqGWV SMH
Tue, 19:20: RT @OzComicCon: Welcome the wonderfully awesome Grand Empress of Sci-Fi herself @amandatapping to the shows in September! http://t.co/8jmmx…
Tue, 19:32: Screencaps #Stargate SG-1: Ark of Truth .zip http://t.co/rzhINLpQPQ

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10 March 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Mon, 12:08: RT @SavageBars: BARACK OBAMA SPITTING PURE 🔥 http://t.co/q8IgEzU4HV
Mon, 12:10: RT @Pinboard: “You can use the Apple Watch to pay for groceries at Whole Foods. Simply exchange the watch for up to four items from the sal…
Mon, 13:00: RT @somebadideas: .@Spacejunc this is exactly Goth Jedi Prada Chic I'm not alone http://t.co/yt6ctjYu1N
Mon, 13:46: RT @AlChocolate: I want to see this. In the Documentary ‘GTFO,’ Female Video Gamers Fight Back http://t.co/oPvuQd7lOr
Mon, 14:12: RT @MYSADCAT: My cat is sad because he wants to write an epic novel about being a cat but suffers from chronic writer's block. http://t.co/…
Mon, 14:41: Is your Twitter account being farmed for followbot networks? http://t.co/LD4ym3iRJG
Mon, 15:54: RT @catsnkittys: Gonna hold you tight! http://t.co/5T5m01Wjo4
Mon, 16:19: RT @SamMaggs: Sony ALSO Making All-DUDE #Ghostbusters Movie Because WHO WILL THINK OF THE MEN?! http://t.co/1OAI3STZmV http://t.co/NhpxCghT…
Mon, 16:25: Starring Channing Tatum 👦 Matthew McConaughey 👦 Tom Cruise 👦 AND Benedict Cumberbatch 💩 #Ghostbusters 👻
Mon, 16:41: RT @JaimeRayNewman: Test. http://t.co/ZbI53TTVDn

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09 March 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Sun, 13:05: RT @BurtDurand: you don't see THIS every day http://t.co/LvA741XHft
Sun, 13:09: RT @Millennial_: "When will there be enough women on the court?" Ruth Bader Ginsburg: "When there are nine." #InternationalWomensDay http:…
Sun, 14:33: RT @StargateZone: Claudia Black going through a wormhole in Dragon Age Inquisition. Stargate homage do u think? http://t.co/HUJNbQP7oH
Sun, 14:45: I wanna be @Oprah when I grow up #InternationalWomensDay
Sun, 18:12: RT @Feministfists: Icelandic women give ZERO FUCKS #IWD2015 http://t.co/6AlMvYP0zP
Sun, 20:31: gato malo http://t.co/VJcwEmZaUC
Sun, 20:55: RT @giftsforthegeek: @imcorinnemec sending you this hug..learn to love it http://t.co/Iw1Qb4ALVD
Sun, 21:12: RT @StargateZone: Stargate Wedding Cake, I wouldn't mind a slice of that! http://t.co/5D53ujBi2I
Sun, 21:28: RT @radicalbytes: Male video game protagonist bingo. You’re basically guaranteed to win every single time you play. http://t.co/xmqnfztuZm
Sun, 21:31: video game where cute fluffy loner kittycat goes on a vengeance-driven killing spree???

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08 March 2015 @ 01:01 pm

My tweets

Sat, 12:05: RT @repjohnlewis: I was hit in the head by a state trooper with a nightstick. My legs went out from under me. #Selma50 http://t.co/AOhJkaUv…
Sat, 12:46: RT @srhbutts: congrats, #gamergate, even tumblr's making fun of you <3 http://t.co/yVz3q4XO6N
Sat, 12:51: nillawiffle said: Hey Campy. Remember when I was telling you about that fic about the Penis Statues and all... http://t.co/nyFenx7J4i
Sat, 13:55: RT @iamchrisjudge: Whaaat???? http://t.co/ym51bxrPBB
Sat, 14:01: RT @imcorinnemec: Backed by wood... so to speak http://t.co/IN0HgUi5M2
Sat, 14:14: //automated tweet about how many fucks I give about who follows/unfollows// zero.fucks
Sat, 14:38: RT @dougmillsnyt: President Obama walks across The Edmund Pettus Bridge, in Selma, Alabama on the 50th anniversary of Bloody Sunday http://…
Sat, 17:23: RT @TheQuinnspiracy: catspam https://t.co/fLWxL0B5Q9
Sat, 18:11: RT @WhiteHouse: We the people. We shall overcome. Yes we can. http://t.co/2qwxHksVTc #MarchOn #Selma50 http://t.co/ir0p6Zotgu
Sat, 19:05: RT @NightValeRadio: Remember to throw your clocks out tonight.

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08 March 2015 @ 05:36 am

STARGATE SG-1: favorite motto or motivational message

Favorite motto

What is your favorite motto or motivational message? Why do you like it?

Reply 38

JACK: Oh fer cryin out loud.

SAM: Sir, I've got an idea...

DANIEL: Well, actually...

JONAS: Wow!

CAM: Now THAT'S what I'm talkin about!

VALA: Well, darling...

TEAL'C: [help me out F-List, I'm drawing a complete blank]

:/

Tags: humor, stargate sg-1, writer's block

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07 March 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Fri, 12:21: RT @TheQuinnspiracy: you know you're with the right person when you start a capella'ing the pokemon trading card game battle song together
Fri, 15:43: itsjust-abry: Me loving the skin, body, and hair they tried to make me hate. You mad? I’d be mad too #BlackOutDay http://t.co/9hPtGhdzow
Fri, 16:57: when you stumble into trashpoop on Twitter https://t.co/LPkBHCv7WV and need to look at cat pix http://t.co/fOqXQWlwxw
Fri, 17:13: I love diner waitress #Stargate episodes. http://t.co/nqEAl0gewq
Fri, 17:28: RT @BAKKOOONN: .@AdrianChen http://t.co/nU4IZ6EfGO
Fri, 19:17: Climate change deniers & anti-vaxxers so, so mad http://t.co/uZkEyC2iVJ
Fri, 20:27: nope #BackButton http://t.co/jzMySZyg8l
Fri, 22:19: RT @pattymo: BREAKING: Clown To Boycott Circus http://t.co/wQWcb3kBNw
Fri, 22:32: stupid bots
Fri, 23:25: RT @inferiorwit: and that, children, is how Mr. Hands died RT @shawnaldridge: Kids, in comics, we call this a bad tangent. http://t.co/AEM1…

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06 March 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Thu, 14:05: my #Haven tag on Tumblr is 100% @TheClaudiaBlack c__c http://t.co/FF6Wjl77mb
Thu, 14:42: 20 Claudia Black characters GIFset http://t.co/vxTeWpaWgk
Thu, 15:16: RT @thegatecast: Yes Cameron, what were you thinking leaving Vala alone with your parents? - Gatecast 259 out on Saturday #Stargate http://…
Thu, 17:30: RT @ChefBenFord: At the hospital. Dad is ok. Battered, but ok! He is every bit the man you would think he is. He is an incredibly strong ma…
Thu, 17:38: RT @googlecloud: Our last tweet was a mistake. Google supports an open, diverse gaming community for all. We do not support #GamerGate.
Thu, 18:35: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: oops (via @iglvzx) http://t.co/eIvs0pMOUr
Thu, 18:40: Claudia Black has also been cast in CW's new "Cordon" series, too. YAY MORE CLAUDIA ON TV http://t.co/bd1nFufhAb
Thu, 19:38: I found this cat pic that looks like my cat & showed it to her. My cat is not impressed. http://t.co/Fx7S8FJ0Gj
Thu, 20:06: RT @Awkward_Duck: You do realize responding or adding "but I'm not homophobic" to the end of something homophobic doesn't then absolve you?
Thu, 20:52: RT @CJStarchild: #IJustToldYoHotepAss RT @Awkward_Duck: Case and point. http://t.co/Oew2blXU5E

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05 March 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Wed, 12:03: photos of cats #yesEXCELLENT
Wed, 12:49: RT @tomgauld: 'A Noisy Alphabet' screenprint by Tom Gauld: http://t.co/PY7eTtnAC5 http://t.co/7uEE27U2Do
Wed, 12:53: RT @AshleyCsanady: Intense, effective ad RT @sladurantaye: "If you don't help her, you're helping him." #IWD2015 #WhoWillYouHelp https://t.…
Wed, 13:54: RT @Awkward_Duck: 😂😂😂 http://t.co/RERLCmpZP3
Wed, 13:55: RT @VirginiaHey: YAAAYYY.. FINALLY!!!! I have an Etsy shop. https://t.co/2vhAsKvvST Soaps only for now xx http://t.co/0T9atFUa1H
Wed, 13:58: James Spader's voice
Wed, 15:09: RT @avestal: you know how KFC stuck their entire menu in a plastic bowl and it was just a mess anyway here's the steam controller http://t.…
Wed, 15:28: RT @Motley_Stubbs: Whoever made this ahaha #AgeOfUltron http://t.co/eZBFjJYwOB
Wed, 16:44: RT @freebsdgirl: http://t.co/YnGATgiK5F
Wed, 16:47: RT @BrowderNetwork: Ben Browder Farscape - Self Inflicted Wounds - Wait for the wheel http://t.co/OBcb2XKbnL #benbrowder #farscape

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04 March 2015 @ 12:01 pm

My tweets

Tue, 12:58: RT @Organicstarship: "i don't understand shippers" well i don't understand why you wanna have sex with cartoon horses from a kids' show s…
Tue, 15:14: watching Vala remove Kull warrior armor http://t.co/fzCWz4gCnS #Stargate
Tue, 15:35: RT @AlChocolate: @campyspornshack Someone made a vibrator with a camera on the end so you can send your lover a "vagina selfie." http://t.c…
Tue, 15:57: "If you’re a straight man, you will not get #HIV" http://t.co/Ey55y5vrPo <--debunked by @pzmyers
Tue, 16:19: RT @jbendery: So is DC, but whatever RT @HuffingtonPost Mt. Everest is covered in human poop, and that's a problem, official says http://t.…
Tue, 16:48: RT @BrowderNetwork: Ben Browder Farscape - Self Inflicted Wounds - Should'a, Would'a, Could'a http://t.co/1dMQfu4LLT #benbrowder #farscape
Tue, 17:35: RT @neilhimself: @amandapalmer what?
Tue, 18:44: RT @ThatDonnaGirl: you keep putting things like that on facebook. don't complain your single.
Tue, 19:29: RT @AnneWheaton: PUPDATE: It's been 4 weeks since I first fostered Lucy. She was a frail 5 pounds back then. Now she's 12.6 pounds! http://…
Tue, 19:37: RT @YeshaCallahan: Kanye's lecture in a nutshell: Hi. I'm Kanye. I'm a contradiction. And the greatest. I'm the greatest contradiction.

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