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14 March 2014 @ 12:00 pm
Bwahahahaha I find it easier to write porn when I'm given non-sexual or non-romantic prompts.

I received an assortment of random fan work prompts from [community profile] genprompt_bingo but fandom content creators can request (or even EXCLUDE) more specific prompts from among any combination of 31 different categories, including Science Fiction and Fantasy, Angst, Plot Events/Points/Twists, Crack...

BINGO
Identity Crisis Could it be Ritual? Archaeologists and their Theories. Terrible Crack Treated Seriously Teacher
Hard and Soft Mystery Mentors Early Morning Child Endangerment
Hardware and Software Pastel Shades WILD
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Taxes Dance through the Fire
Alternative Professions Sensory Deprivation I Have a Rendezvous with Death Slow Build La Servante de Lucifer (The Servant of Lucifer)
Ray Guns Someone / Something is Hidden / Camoflaged Oaths / Promises Fate Surprise
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05 February 2014 @ 12:01 pm
STARGATE
Stargate Charlie's Angels
Wed, 00:39: RT @AwakeBlackWoman: The #CharliesAngels pose Season 9 SG-1 hit when they ringed aboard Ba'al's mother ship? Perfection. #Stargate


SAILOR MOON
SOCHI WINTER OLYMPICS 2014
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRAYVON MARTIN
 
 
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04 February 2014 @ 12:01 pm
STARGATE
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03 February 2014 @ 12:01 pm
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01 February 2014 @ 04:55 pm
Passed along from anna_sg1's (F-locked) post over a year ago, only I'm answering it with screencaps for Daniel/Vala ;)

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PAIRING MEME: "Give me a pairing and I'll answer these questions for them"
  1. Who cooks normally?
  2. How often do they fight?
  3. What do they do when they’re away from each other?
  4. Nicknames for each other?
  5. Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
  6. Who steals the covers at night?
  7. What would they get each other for gifts?
  8. Who kissed who first?
  9. Who made the first move?
  10. Who remembers things?
  11. Who started the relationship?
  12. Who cusses more?
  13. What would they do if the other one was hurt?
Because I really can't do a simple meme without going deep into meta territory + multiple images for each question, I'll be posting (and semi-cross-posting to daniel_vala) my answer throughout the week. Because just those 2 questions took me FOREVER.

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campylobacter
26 January 2014 @ 10:40 am
Originally posted by anna_sg1 at 1.
daniel_vala's February is the Month of Love 2014 still has some free dates,

so sign up if you haven't for more Daniel/Vala awesomness!


Also, HAI! :D
I was planning on spending more time on LJ this year bc i still miss it.
 
 
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17 January 2014 @ 02:51 pm
From spiletta42 via her Tumblr

Could someone tell my LJ friends who don’t use Tumblr that I’m alive? Or better yet, tell me how to break out of this loop on LJ that won’t let me log in?

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Come on, y'all. You KNOW you wanna chip in to see animated versions of Ba'al (Cliff Simon), the Sixth Doctor (Colin Baker), and Commander Ivanova (Claudia Christian) confront Davros (Terry Malloy) in a reboot of ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, the great-grandmother of all Internet memes.

[Originally posted by obsessivemuch1 at *signal boost* ]






talcMedia describes ALL YOUR BASE as "A monumental stupendous animated comedy parody mock trailer state of the art flat-two-dimensional animated short film in full Technicolor® and, even, Original Soundtrack!", which neatly encapsulates their off-the-wall sense of humour. Then again, since the thing exists down to Colin and Lizzie overacting, perhaps that's not such a surprise.

Yes, it's bonkers nonsense, but D:I6 is very serious and won't get off the ground unless AYB does. It's a bit of geeky fun, using one of the oldest memes around. If you don't know, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" comes from the European Sega Mega Drive version of Zero Wing. The original Japanese was poorly translated with hysterical results. People pasted quotes on screencaps, posted them on the internet, and a cult meme was born.

For more information on AYB, visit the website or the Kickstarter page.
 
 
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02 November 2013 @ 08:24 am

TITLE: Once Upon a Ha'tak
AUTHOR: campylobacter
BETA READER: oceania
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Gen; Alternate Universe; crack fairy tale
CHARACTERS: Samantha Carter, Qetesh, Vala Mal Doran, Daniel Jackson, Cameron Mitchell, Teal'c, Jack O'Neill
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: transition from Classic Team to New Team (Seasons 8, 9 & 10)
WORD COUNT: 1602
PROMPT: #29 Daniel and Vala. She first and foremost wanted to be his friend via the 2013 sg1friendathon Frenzy

SUMMARY/PREMISE: Once upon a time, there was an astrophysicist & her 3 teammates...
[Stargate SG-1 vs the Brothers Grimm version of Beauty & the Beast.]


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02 March 2013 @ 12:00 pm
STARGATESTARGATE ACTOR TWEETS FANDOM RESPONDS TO OBAMA'S "Jedi mind meld" gaffe MISC
 
 
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23 February 2013 @ 12:00 pm
STARGATECATSETC
  • Fri, 16:05: Want to write fanfic, but a colleague has produced a business flyer so FAIL that it can't been given to the public until it's redesigned.
  • Sat, 11:38: RT @sassycrass: Now, feminism isn't perfect. Its continued overall resistance to intersectionality is choking its vitality as a movement ...
  • Sat, 11:38: RT @sassycrass: That said, we NEED feminism. We need non-marginalizing, trans-inclusive, queer-positive, class-conscious, race-aware fem ...
 
 
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22 February 2013 @ 12:00 pm
STARGATEWilliam Shatner comforts Wil Wheaton after a failed audition
  • Thu, 21:54: RT @WilliamShatner: @wilw Don't ever sell yourself short. If they don't want you it is their loss not yours. You are very talented. Remember that. My best, Bill

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit FAILCats
 
 
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21 February 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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20 February 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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TITLE: Y U No Pants or, The Emperor's New Kōan
AUTHOR: campylobacter
RATING: PG/Older Kids
WORD COUNT: 218
CATEGORY: Gen; Humor; Missing scene, episode tag
CHARACTERS: Lord Yu, First Prime Oshu
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 7x02 Homecoming

SUMMARY/PREMISE: First Prime Oshu begins to doubt his Lord's godhood. For the SG-1 Allies Alphabet Soup.

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TITLE: The Second First Not Date
AUTHOR [personal profile] campylobacter
RATING: PG-13/Teens
CATEGORY: Missing scene, episode tag
PAIRING: Daniel/Vala
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Vala Mal Doran, Cameron Mitchell, Tomin
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 10x08 'Memento Mori'; 8x18 'Threads'; The Ark of Truth

SUMMARY/PREMISE: Daniel & Vala's Not Date from 'Memento Mori', written on Groundhog Day, time loop style. For the Daniel/Vala Month of Love 2013 at LiveJournal.

The waiter has finally left, and now it's just Daniel and Vala. She's exquisite sitting there across from him, her face aglow in the candlelight. He can't stop himself from wanting her to finally hear how he feels: "Listen—"

She leans forward just as he does, eager to tell him something. "Ah—"

Their words collide and they instantly stop, arresting a moment heavy with anticipation. He loves to hear her speak (even when she's badgering him to irritation) but he can't be sure whether what she has to say will derail his train of thought. She's rediscovered who she was before becoming a con artist and a Goa'uld host and a woman trapped in a marriage of convenience by forced pregnancy — perhaps a village lass who led a simple life?

"Oh," she breathes, seeming to realize the gravity of what he needs to say.

"Uh, lemme start," he offers, pointing to himself. If he doesn't say it now, he won't ever be able to say it.

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24 January 2013 @ 11:15 pm
Best wishes for a full recovery to Corin, who played Jonas Quinn on Stargate SG-1.  

He's in Belize to film his crazy SyFy movie "Poseidon Rex", and the Belize Coat Guard boat ferrying him to location collided with a sinking barge! His femur broke in 3 places & he lost MASSIVE amounts of blood, but he's now still in the hospital waiting for his blood count to go back up after multiple transfusions and major surgery.

The circumstances of the accident point to gross negligence of boating safety by the Belizean Coast Guard ferrying him & his crew to location; Corin asked at the outset of the trip why there were no lifejackets provided to him and his crew PLUS the boat was going too fast when it collided PLUS the pilot didn't see the half-submerged barge. We'll probably know a bit more as the story develops.

SOURCES: 
Man Injured In Coast Guard Accident Explains

Parker Lewis' Star Corin Nemec in Boat Accident -- Shattered Leg, Extreme Blood Loss

PARKER LEWIS STAR CHEATS DEATH
Actor Corin Nemec lost half his blood and nearly his life in a freak boating accident aboard a Coast Guard ferry.

GateWorld: Corin Nemec in Horrific Boating Accident

Fans Tweeting well-wishes; Apophis, Chevron Guy, and Ba'al, too!)

Jonas, Sam and Col Chekov

We're thinking of you, bro, and keeping the #madness fresh for your return.

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07 January 2013 @ 11:03 am
Originally posted by rachel500 at Announcement: January Challenge
Women of the Gate January Challenge
What can I post in this challenge?  Any kind of fan work (fics, vids, art, podfic). It must follow the rules of gate_women and be somehow related to the theme of Beginnings. Links to recommendations are also welcome.

Is there a time limit? Great if you can post within January but you can post any time through 2013.

You say the theme is Beginnings but what do you mean?  Some ideas...your art may focus on the beginning of a friendship/relationship, beginning a new job/role, or the beginning of a series or a character within the franchise

Do I need to sign-up?  No, but you will need to join as a member to post to gate_women


 
 
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14 December 2012 @ 12:59 pm
This country not only needs to re-examine gun control, but readjust our cultural thinking.

We dismiss the mentally ill and ostracize them socially.

We insult and belittle mental illness ("crazy", "batshit insane", "off her meds", "off his rocker") instead of holding out the hand of compassion or taking the time to listen.

We profit off industries that sell video games that encourage viewing living things as targets of violence, plus movies & TV shows that glorify BLASTIN' GATS.

We resort to hostility instead of sympathy.

We don't even say HI to our neighbors on a daily basis.

When was the last time you or I reached out with a simple smile to make a loner feel less lonely?

We fucking SUCK.

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