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18 April 2015 @ 12:01 pm
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17 April 2015 @ 07:52 am
Daniel and Vala cuddle as Harrid and SallisOriginally posted by jennickels at Totally stole this who memed this from angelus2hot.

1. Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic.
PORN. Romance. Duh.

2. Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to?
I'm working on a Daniel/Vala story based on the Undercover as Lovers trope. They go to Alabama for this one, not Ver Ager LOL.

3. Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?
Nope. Even the most disgusting tropes can be satirized & subverted :)

4. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?
A million :P I'm also working on Sam/Jack mermaid/tentacle porn, a Jack/Daniel Hunger Games AU Made Them Do It porn, plus over a dozen WiPs which need to get finished.
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14 April 2015 @ 12:02 pm
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The website ebooks-tree.com has been using an automated script to harvest fan fiction from AO3, Tumblr, & Wattpad without any author's permission, including mine. (And those were some of my crappiest stories LOL.)
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crossposted/edited from an entry I made for SJMA http://blog.samandjackawards.com/2015/04/ebooks-tree-hosting-fanfic-without-permission/

Updates about the hosting server for Ebooks Tree piracy here



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14 March 2015 @ 09:05 am
Have you ever had a friendship where you became close incredibly fast, and felt like you could become even more than friends just as quickly? If so, what did you do? What did your friend do? How did it feel?
multishipper edition

Sized up your future husband
[Screencap (click to open)]flirts

Took a staff blast for your boyfriend
[Screencap (click to open)]staff blast

Adored your Second-in-Command already
[Screencap (click to open)]Jack & Sam

Asked the hot guy to stay at your place
[Screencap (click to open)]Jack & Teal"c

Kissed the hot guy who'll give you a new home
[Screencap (click to open)]3rd kiss

Offered a friend-with-benefits the keys to your apartment
[Screencap (click to open)]keys
 
 
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wow LJ
http://news.livejournal.com/148968.html?thread=102590440#t102590440

Sometimes I think LJ should just get rebuilt from scratch with any other programming language besides Perl.

Like, a language developed in the actual 21st century.
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What is your favorite motto or motivational message? Why do you like it?


JACK: Oh fer cryin out loud.

SAM: Sir, I've got an idea...

DANIEL: Well, actually...

JONAS: Wow!

CAM: Now THAT'S what I'm talkin about!

VALA: Well, darling...

TEAL'C: [help me out F-List, I'm drawing a complete blank]


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02 March 2015 @ 06:21 pm

TITLE: Ready When You Get Back [subtitle V is for VAH-fels]
SERIES: Part 2 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
AUTHOR:campylobacter
BETA-READER: oceania
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Nick Ballard, Oma Desala
RATING: G/K/FRC (all ages)
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst; Time Travel Alphabet Soup; Episode Related

TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 2x04 "The Gamekeeper"; 3x21 "The Crystal Skull"; 8x18 "Threads"
ARCHIVE: send me a URL if you archive this so I can pimp your site
WORD COUNT: 1131

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: What if you could place a breakfast order 30 years into the future? "My grandfather brought me here after my parents' funeral. I had waffles."

NOTES: You really, really need to be familiar with "Threads", but I've listed the references/easter eggs at the end just in case you need a kick in the memory.

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The bell over the door makes a musical ring as he and his grandfather enter. Daniel hasn't eaten much of anything in two days, and is surprised when his mouth waters at the sweet scent of maple syrup. The aroma is the same as when his parents took him to a Rhode Island sugarhouse over a year ago, when the snow was beginning to melt.

The sign on the hostess podium says, "Please SEAT YOURSELF". A short, blonde, curly-haired waitress walks by with a plate of waffles and fruit. His grandfather spots an empty booth, and they each slide into a vinyl-covered bench the color of pea soup.

"H-how do you say 'waffles' in Nederlands, Grampa?"

"Nick."

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