I have a new hosting server
I changed my ISP from Earthlink to a cheaper dial-up plan, for those of you who were wondering why the Porn Shack has been 404 for four months. I've not only been too lazy to get around to re-uploading the site, but I've been slow in finding the time to develop a pure CSS layout to separate display from content. (Not that the Porn Shack has what you could call "content" by any stretch of the imagination.)

I'm so devastated that the .xxx TLD failed to get approved. I had such wondrous, amazing plans for www.campylobacter.xxx

On the brighter side, I and the spouse have emptied and vacated a storage unit that has wasted $8400 over the last 5 years to store $200 worth of junk that cost $75 to haul to the dump. We also cancelled the delivery of bottled water to our home (those of you who have tasted SoCal tap water will understand). We now get decent drinking water from those pay-per-gallon dispenser filter units.

All that money we're not paying for storage, water delivery, and DSL will now help to offset the increase in our rent. We live in the real estate suckfest that is Southern California. We'd move to Canada if we had equity in anything.