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15 October 2012 @ 05:17 am
STARGATE FANFIC: J is for Jonas Hanson, PG-13  

TITLE: J is for Jonas Hanson 1/1
AUTHOR: campylobacter
PAIRING: Gen, but references Samantha Carter/Jonas Hanson
RATING: PG-13/Teens/FRT (mild language)
CATEGORY/GENRE: pre-canon
CHARACTERS: Jonas Hanson, Samantha Carter, Jack O'Neill
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: heavy references to 1x05 "The First Commandment"
ARCHIVED: also at AO3
WORD COUNT: 608

DISCLAIMER: Hey MGM, gimme the rights to the Stargate franchise if you're not gonna do anything with them anymore.

SUMMARY: A brief tribute to the man Sam Carter was engaged to, told from his point of view. (For the SG-1 Gen Fic Day "SGC Alphabet Soup" October 2012 anthology.)


“Then he goes, 'Hanson, Hanson, Hanson. I am disappointed in you, my son.'”

“Right before he sets you on fire,” Sam says, completing his story before he can.

Almost sets me on fire. I'll never forget the look on that Arab devil's face when the ambassador barged in with armed guards and ended that 'interrogation' session right quick.”

Jonas thinks he sees Sam stifle a yawn, or a wince. So what if he's told her about the Tehran mission before? He needs to make sure that she never forgets what really happened to him, just in case she ever hears something different. He changes the subject to throw her off. “So this transfer you're getting. It requires security clearance higher than mine?”

“How...” She frowns, totally surprised that he knows. Oh yes, he has channels. He knows men up her chain of command. Plus, his black ops training includes wiretapping expertise. She hesitates before continuing: “It's only analysis of deep space radar telemetry.”

“Yeah, right, Doctor Nanotechnology.”

“Jonas,” she hisses, looking around the tavern like a paranoid freak. It's so easy to make her do that.

“What? You can't hide anything from me, baby, so you might as well tell me everything. No secrets.”

Then she stands up, pushes her chair away. “Oh my god. Here is not the place. Actually, there's no place where— you know what?” Her cheeks are flushed, and she's losing some of that Strong Woman composure. She's so ravishing when she's vulnerable. “I'm calling a cab. You can play your sick little control game all by yourself tonight.”

He watches her leave in a huff. Do all military babes learn that Feminazi act in Basic Training? But he knows how to get to her. He doesn't call her for two days, then leaves messages about how he's lost without her, yadda yadda, will hurt himself, et cetera.

Damned if it doesn't work this time around. Three evenings later he finds a long note on his kitchen counter with the key to his apartment. After paragraphs of touchy-feely stuff about how “it's not anyone's fault”, it closes with these lines:

I can't fix what only a therapist can. Please get help before you sabotage your own ambition. Schrodinger misses you, and so will I.

He only pretended to like that stupid cat. Then he sees the ring he gave her tied to the same ribbon as the key.


When they see each other again, she's shocked that he's made it into the deepest levels of Cheyenne Mountain, and he's a little surprised that she now bears the same rank he does.

“Lookin' good, CAPTAIN Carter.” He lets his eyes wander appreciatively.

“Captain Hanson. Wow.” She smiles as though she's forgiven him and they're long-lost colleagues. “It's been, what? A year?”

He grins. “About that long. Heard you got assigned to Colonel MacNeal's unit.”

“O'Neill. Two Ls,” interrupts a tall, cocky bastard with a smirk as he passes them in the hallway. “Carter's my second in command.”

“Yeah, SG-1,” she says, beaming. “We're geared up for our second mission.” She nods to a stern dark hulk of a guy with a gold emblem on his forehead and a long-haired geek with glasses waiting for the elevator to Level 28.

“Wow. Second in command? Isn't that nice?” Then he plays his ace in the hole: “I just got assigned to SG-9. I'm commanding officer.”

The look on her face is priceless. She's at a complete loss for words.

He shrugs innocently. “I lead in the way of righteousness in the midst of the paths of judgment.” The strings he pulled to get here were worth it.

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roeskva: Open the gateroeskva on October 15th, 2012 02:00 pm (UTC)
Wow, very well written. Very much how I imagine Jonas Hanson. I will never understand how he managed to get assigned to the SGC, but perhaps he could hide his craziness - or had some knowledge he had snooped up that he could use to pressure someone to let him in.
campylobacter: Qeteshcampylobacter on October 15th, 2012 07:11 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I re-watched "The First Commandment" 5 times to get a deeper feel for his character, and have concluded that because he's sociopathic and delusional, he distorts other people's motivations to justify his own. When his wild "lunatic fringe" stories of black ops exploits stopped impressing Sam, he resorted to playing on her sympathies by claiming Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome from using "enhanced interrogation techniques" on others.

I agree that he blackmailed an officer or two so that he could get a position at the SCG. I mean, he's just a captain, same as Sam, and *leads* an SG unit? Definitely something suspicious about that assignment.
Celeste's Evil Twin...magnavox_23 on October 15th, 2012 02:18 pm (UTC)
You write crazy ass so well. *g*
campylobacter: Qeteshcampylobacter on October 15th, 2012 07:17 pm (UTC)
I was channeling Tony Abbott. ;D Thank you so much for tweeting such inspiration. Helped me get into his head space frighteningly well.
MacBeth: Weather Reportlolmac on October 15th, 2012 05:12 pm (UTC)
The look on her face is priceless. She's at a complete loss for words.

As she keeps herself from blurting out, "So, you could only make it into the bush-league team here? I never imagined you leading a mop-up squad. Well, don't feel too bad about it."
campylobacter: Qeteshcampylobacter on October 15th, 2012 07:26 pm (UTC)
Ohhhh hell yes! Sam was biting her tongue so hard with a rejoinder that she went ahead and had a little too much fun on P3X-595. ;D Hanson's lucky she was in too a good mood to deem him worthy of a verbal bitch-slap.
Fig Newton: alphabet soupsg_fignewton on October 21st, 2012 06:32 pm (UTC)
Going in alphabetical order and now up to J... Whenever you end up reading this.

Wow, Campy, you got very scarily into what I imagine is exactly his headspace. Manipulation as an art, until he doesn't even know anything else any more, and he ends up manipulating himself right into the iris.

Thanks for contributing. :)
campylobacter: Qeteshcampylobacter on October 23rd, 2012 01:28 pm (UTC)
I tried my best to see the world through his eyes so that I could represent his viewpoint with empathy; however, it was such a warped headspace that I'm afraid the only redeeming value to him I could illustrate was how well suited he was to the darker side of black ops. Dear Sam was engaged to him for a reason, right? She was lured in (canonically) by his bad-boy charm, so I'll stick with that.

Ah well... if anything, the challenge of exploring how a "villain" thinks at least gives him slightly more dimension than the cardboard antagonist in the episode, and I'm glad I could contribute a letter to the last Soup ever.
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