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02 March 2015 @ 06:21 pm

TITLE: Ready When You Get Back [subtitle V is for VAH-fels]
SERIES: Part 2 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
AUTHOR:campylobacter
BETA-READER: oceania
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, Nick Ballard, Oma Desala
RATING: G/K/FRC (all ages)
CATEGORY/GENRE: Angst; Time Travel Alphabet Soup; Episode Related

TIMELINE/SPOILERS: 2x04 "The Gamekeeper"; 3x21 "The Crystal Skull"; 8x18 "Threads"
ARCHIVE: send me a URL if you archive this so I can pimp your site
WORD COUNT: 1131

SUMMARY/SYNOPSIS/PREMISE: What if you could place a breakfast order 30 years into the future? "My grandfather brought me here after my parents' funeral. I had waffles."

NOTES: You really, really need to be familiar with "Threads", but I've listed the references/easter eggs at the end just in case you need a kick in the memory.

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The bell over the door makes a musical ring as he and his grandfather enter. Daniel hasn't eaten much of anything in two days, and is surprised when his mouth waters at the sweet scent of maple syrup. The aroma is the same as when his parents took him to a Rhode Island sugarhouse over a year ago, when the snow was beginning to melt.

The sign on the hostess podium says, "Please SEAT YOURSELF". A short, blonde, curly-haired waitress walks by with a plate of waffles and fruit. His grandfather spots an empty booth, and they each slide into a vinyl-covered bench the color of pea soup.

"H-how do you say 'waffles' in Nederlands, Grampa?"

"Nick."

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I manipped this as an illustration for my Daniel/Vala story "Once Upon a Ha'tak". Vala's head is from episode 10x08 "Memento Mori", and Daniel's is from 9x02 "Avalon Part 2".

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16 October 2014 @ 11:51 am
TITLE: Muh Jell-O
SERIES: Part 1 of 3 for "Three Waitresses Daniel Never Met"
AUTHOR: campylobacter
RATING: Gen/All Audiences
WARNING: none apply
CATEGORY: episode tag; humor; Gen
PAIRINGS: none
WORD COUNT: 360
FANDOM: Stargate SG-1
CHARACTERS: Daniel Jackson, the waitress from "Holiday"
SPOILERS/TIMELINE: 2x17 "Holiday"
SUMMARY/PREMISE: That awkward feeling when you walk into the wrong diner...

NOTES: Inspired by magnavox_23's wallpaper "Fred & Machello's Big Day Out!" for the Season Two Challenge at Event Horizons

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Part 2: "Ready When You Get Back"

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14 March 2014 @ 12:00 pm
Bwahahahaha I find it easier to write porn when I'm given non-sexual or non-romantic prompts.

I received an assortment of random fan work prompts from [community profile] genprompt_bingo but fandom content creators can request (or even EXCLUDE) more specific prompts from among any combination of 31 different categories, including Science Fiction and Fantasy, Angst, Plot Events/Points/Twists, Crack...

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03 March 2014 @ 08:11 am
In lieu of emailing you a .txt attachment which didn't work the last time (as most of my italics were missing in your anthology) here's a plaintext box for you to copy-paste into your HTML editor so that all the em dashes & italics are preserved. Feel free to conform header info as needed :)
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05 February 2014 @ 12:01 pm
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