lolmac

How do you write Sam Carter in character?

1. What is it about Sam that you love?
2. What makes you squee?
3. What do you most love to see her do?
4. What are the elements of a Sam story that you love the most?
5. What do you really like seeing her do in fic? On the show? Both?
6. What is the most epic of Sam WIN?
7. What annoys and pisses you off when you see it in fan fiction?
8. What are the stupid/shallow/careless misinterpretations of Sam that must be avoided?
9. What qualifies as Sam!Fail?
10. Any other pointers, tips, criticisms, & pet peeves also welcome!

rachel500

campyspornshack: Great job on the @bigfinish audiobook "Half Life"! Very convincing ex post facto dialog w/Claudia & @cliffmsimon
MichaelShanks: thanks!!!
campyspornshack: Were you able to listen to @cliffmsimon & Claudia Black's pre-recorded lines while or before speaking yours? 
MichaelShanks: nope.......
campyspornshack: You performed the dialog with only a stand-in line reader? I'm even MORE impressed!
MichaelShanks: yep....

[Discussion of the Big Finish Stargate audiobooks here at daniel_vala]

• Sun, 12:57: RT @TheBloggess: Hailey & I exploring getting our geek on at the Darth Mall. http://t.co/BP0P2fMB
• Sun, 13:01: RT @BTL_Bailey: @campyspornshack Um... no. We do not need to give @ShanksyMellark a reason to hold sharp pointy things. That's gonna end ...
• Sun, 13:01: SUDDEN CRAVING FOR MANGO STICKY RICE http://t.co/uDAgk48S #ThaiFood
• Sun, 13:12: RT @BTL_Bailey: @ShanksyMellark CANADA! FUCK YEAH! THEY LET PEOPLE MARRY WHO EVERY THEY WANT. Also, maple syrup.
• Sun, 13:19: "Diatomaceous earth cuts holes in the flea's body... fleas leak water which DE absorbs... fleas dehydrate & die." http://t.co/q8TDnc8d
• Sun, 13:19: RT @DRUNKHULK: DRUNK HULK TAKE THIS PANCAKE TO BE WEDDED WIFE! TO HALVE! TO FOLD! FROM THIS PLATE FORWARD! WITH BUTTER! AND SYRUP! FROM ...
• Sun, 13:19: RT @meirelle: Brah, I just drove past a Sherlock Ct. and a Watson St. I lol'd.
• Sun, 13:20: RT @MichaelShanks: Gee wiz, body? Why do you OW like this? What did I ever do to you??.....oh right....that..and that. Never mind, then. ...
• Sun, 13:39: RT @GeonnCannon: You can't even mock @SyFy's schedule because whatever moronic title you can think of, they may have made a movie about it.
• Sun, 13:40: RT @dierne_kitten: @campyspornshack and kinda on the subject of angels ... http://t.co/MXRY3mrr

• Sat, 12:10: NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE http://t.co/5KEIwbA0 #Walmart #classy #eyeBleach #AmericaFuckYeah
• Sat, 12:16: RT @ManzanoIsmael: @campyspornshack it's scary that how fast you cued that up. Do you have porn music on speed dial or something?
• Sat, 12:21: RT @dierne_kitten: @campyspornshack depraved I could live with but I rarely get the opportunity.
• Sat, 12:23: RT @dazgale: She sounds like Mariah Carey and Bjork singing a duet after a bottle of tequila. #Eurovision
• Sat, 12:24: RT @robertflorence: Nice of Hungary to come dressed as a really wanky guy you dated on a boring Saturday in 1992. #Eurovision
• Sat, 12:26: gahDAMN the #Eurovision TT is QUALITY
• Sat, 13:07: RT @TheWeebl: That's something you don't see everyday. A slightly shit, moonwalking bagpipe player. #eurovision
• Sat, 14:23: RT @ManzanoIsmael: Time to start working out; my moobs are getting saggy. #lettingmyselfgo
• Sat, 14:41: Can't. Look. Away from @ManzanoIsmael's Twitter avi. #DontBlink #weepingAngel
• Sat, 14:41: RT @dierne_kitten: ...and now I have ice-cream in my cleavage.

• Fri, 18:27: RT @cliffmsimon: Gmorning.#FF Ladies and gents. Have a great memorial day weekend for those in USA.
• Fri, 18:34: RT @LexaShmexa: That's what she said... http://t.co/fiJ6jUkh
• Fri, 18:35: Highly inappropriate fan request is inappropriate.
• Fri, 18:35: RT @MichaelShanks: @ladiosabri go over to the persons house who has a Neilson box ;)
• Fri, 18:39: RT @MichaelShanks: @ShanksyMellark mmmm beer
• Fri, 18:47: RT @levarburton: Hear this now! Y'all with something negative to say about ROOTS, KUNTA my 26 years encouraging kids to read or my tatto ...
• Fri, 19:05: RT @nettie_b: So sick of the Kristen Stewart Snow White crap movie trailer. So much.
• Fri, 19:12: RT @nettie_b: They're dying, R2! Curse my inefficiency, I wasn't fast enough. #starwars
• Fri, 19:32: RT @DonnaLeaElliott: hey cat. I love you. but, stop licking the bottom of my feet.
• Fri, 19:37: RT @AnneWheaton: In which my husband is surrounded by beautiful women. http://t.co/KRaLMWsk

• Fri, 00:20: RT @cliffmsimon: California cant win best beach as no nude beach here except maybe blacks in San Diego. Lol
• Fri, 00:22: RT @LexaShmexa: Okay my fellow Canadians: who's watching #Continuum this Sunday at 9pm on Showcase? I'll live tweet the west coast airi ...
• Fri, 00:31: RT @MichaelShanks: @ShanksyMellark here's one: wtf are you wearing on your head in that avatar picture??
• Fri, 00:47: RT @QueenOfVagina1: Penis Penis Penis Penis Promiscuous Promiscuous
• Fri, 01:04: RT @samclarke: I have read and agree to the terms and conditions. #MostCommonLies
• Fri, 01:05: Sorry to reply so late; Gmail filtered your message to my Spam folder. #MostCommonLies
• Fri, 01:07: No, that doesn't make your ass look fat. #MostCommonLies
• Fri, 01:12: RT @cleothemuse: Sorry I didn't call you back... my cell phone was dead. #MostCommonLies

• Tue, 13:13: RT @meganamram: Catnip is a gateway nip
• Tue, 13:16: COLDPLAY http://t.co/Ot0qgLsc #DramaticSong #aufDeutsch
• Tue, 13:18: RT @SanctuaryGurl22: Just booty danced on my aunt in the store!! :)
• Tue, 13:20: Ecstatically glad we paid for AAA Roadside Assistance. Flat tire looked like Cookie Monster had nommed it by the time I pulled over!
• Tue, 13:22: Srsly, #Facebook will make $$$ selling your user data & commodifying Likes. Selling ads is just a portion of their revenue potential.
• Tue, 13:46: RT @EvilHorseEbooks: magistrate over gerbil assassin
• Tue, 13:47: @dierne_kitten ...if your Twitter account is privacy-locked.
• Tue, 13:49: RT @SmithLGreg: What is my Christmas list, every year since 1997? RT @Horse_ebooks "a heap of rocks, a buoy or anything"
• Tue, 13:55: RT @MisaBuckley: @cliffmsimon Look what I found! http://t.co/gvdrRpcC Rather amused right now :D
• Tue, 17:06: Didn't #Sanctuary START with webisodes? Why can't fans help crowdsource a web series Finale via Kickstarter?

• Mon, 12:24: "Opportunity" by @cleothemuse #Stargate Ba'al/Qetesh fanfic (PG-13/Teens) http://t.co/UbIxjBxD
• Mon, 12:29: RT @ZachWeiner: Sorry we cut off part of your comic, but we wanted to have our watermark realllly big. http://t.co/zo5l82OP
• Mon, 12:35: Congrats #SyFy for exterminating every iota of science fiction from your network. #SyFail #fuckYou
• Mon, 12:45: RT @paulapoundstone: Staples e-mailed me an ad: Save on the essentials for a successful bbq. Because the paper work is where most barbec ...
• Mon, 12:46: Absolutely no regrets that it took you over 2 years to fill this prompt. <3 <3 <3 http://t.co/V2qwFuRH
• Mon, 12:53: Yeah. Because what everyone needs is a network whose only programming consists of wrestling & "reality" TV. @SyFy #SyFail
• Mon, 13:20: RT @D2SavingHope: The #savinghope Trailers thread has been updated to add the latest NBC promo http://t.co/v6bVKUWS thanks to @RAINEME
• Mon, 16:53: RT @amandatapping: To all the fans of @SanctuarySeries we love and adore you. Thank you for the love and support. Now to the long dark t ...
• Mon, 17:16: DC Comics To Switch Sexual Orientation of an Established Character http://t.co/lv6JOxK3 #LGBT
• Mon, 17:48: RT @Horse_ebooks: Explain

• Sun, 12:50: TRAILER: zany space comedy MOVIE: dark action/adventure with NUDITY http://t.co/FO3doEbR Supernova (2000) James Spader, Angela Bassett
• Sun, 12:52: RT @Oglaf: New Oglaf: http://t.co/jzWpN0MR (2 pages)
• Sun, 13:07: RT @BTL_Bailey: @ShanksyMellark you just want the ring for yourself.
• Sun, 13:09: RT @capn_madd_katt: If I had money, I would be very tempted to get the Ba'al Jaffa tattoo painted on the hood of my car. @cliffmsimon
• Sun, 13:13: RT @dhewlett: Fixed pool light with Dad & then an expensive swim with the kids...iPhone was in the pocket of my swim shorts the whol ...
• Sun, 13:15: RT @LAKings: Here we go for period 2.
• Sun, 13:23: RT @PromoSavingHope: If you would like a bumper sticker, go ahead and drop a message into the #PromoteSavingHope Tumblr askbox here: htt ...
• Sun, 13:25: RT @LAKings: A brawl in Quicks crease, Doan receives a slashing penalty. Kings on the power play again.
• Sun, 13:42: Get a Saving Hope bumper sticker! Provide your name/Twitter Username, mailing address @PromoSavingHope http://t.co/arZF4rvn
• Sun, 13:49: @ShanksyMellark Psst... add this image to the Saving Hope bumper sticker Ask Box entry http://t.co/bIKMCpMN

• Sat, 15:57: RT @AnneWheaton: The Imperial Stout @ this brewery tastes like carbonated band aids. #poopoopachoo
• Sat, 15:59: RT @omggitsemilyy: @Jenna_Marbles i think this would look great on marbles.. Meow http://t.co/fAy6XgjE
• Sat, 16:02: "Hey little lady... would ya like to taste my spicy buffalo mayonnaise?" #LOLno
• Sat, 16:19: RT @ShanksyMellark: UGH. I really do dislike her anal habits.
• Sat, 16:35: RT @AlChocolate: @campyspornshack the pants are pretty lucky too
• Sat, 16:42: Facebook tracked Web activity even after you've logged out. http://t.co/ZA0c0SQB Now FB is being sued for it. http://t.co/CpDeSjfc
• Sat, 16:43: RT @CChristian0810: Going to see Silence of the Lambs at a local cemetery...what am I..... crazy?
• Sat, 16:47: My universe. Will never be the same. I'm glad you came. I'm glad you came. Whoa oh oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. http://t.co/nMqjQwwH
• Sat, 16:50: RT @SuanneBraun: @RosamundUrwin In light of last night's piece- especially for you. http://t.co/5Kwt8kP7
• Sat, 16:56: RT @TheBloggess: I signed a baby and then got cuffed by the police. It was a weird day.

• Fri, 19:51: RT @Horse_ebooks: I ll tell you why! Go to the local tackle shop. What do you see? Tons and
• Fri, 21:23: RT @MisaBuckley: Sci fi and #Stargate fans! Cliff Simon (Baal) has changed his username and is now @cliffmsimon. Go follow him.
• Fri, 21:23: RT @amerbob: I think one of the local farmers is trying to build a #Stargate http://t.co/AbmAkAaB
• Fri, 21:45: RT @Horse_ebooks: There are plenty of skinny guys nailing the golf ball further than you.
• Fri, 22:14: RT @cleothemuse: I must say, @RobertPicardo's avatar is one of the reasons I love scifi fans and actors. #whenUniversesCollide
• Fri, 22:14: @solstice0612 AIM sez ur offline.
• Fri, 22:20: AIM, now I remember why I stopped using you. #fail
• Fri, 23:20: RT @cleothemuse: Hmm... well, back to a classic, I guess. 'Gaters gonna 'Gate :p
• Sat, 00:25: RT @CreationEnt: SHANKS IS BACK & CREATION'S GOT HIM @ CHICAGO STARGATE EVENT! - http://t.co/x4dePMcZ
• Sat, 00:25: RT @cliffmsimon: @cliffmsimon It always takes Baals. Big ones.

• Fri, 09:57: RT @SciFiKriss: Just to prove that Daniel is cute.... http://t.co/HTzsNFtK
• Fri, 10:00: RT @cliffmsimon: #FF my minions.
• Fri, 10:21: RT @cliffmsimon: If u guys want me to get to Chicago for Creation you must get the fans to request it. Havent been to chicago for awhile.
• Fri, 10:33: RT @Fenix1186: @jgem87 @ShanksyMellark Especially with those boxer briefs... I should share a pic. @campyspornshack would like the bulge :)
• Fri, 11:04: Donna Summer's 1977 disco/trance/techno hit "I Feel Love" makes today's dubstep sound retro http://t.co/UFQBenLQ I love you Donna <3 RIP
• Fri, 11:35: Aw, I'll be back as soon as this 80-hour work week is over. Not really feeling guilty for earning $2k so far, tho. ;D http://t.co/lt7SnqSt

• Wed, 07:44: LINGERIE does not rhyme with CHEVROLET. #justSayin #francais #porn #zutAlors
• Wed, 07:57: RT @MichaelShanks: @tiva_clois average day: fighting for my life, talking to hearts, treating the recently deceased. y'know......no big ...
• Wed, 07:59: RT @AlChocolate: Seriously??? Where is @Campyspornshack when I need her... Icky Whiskey-Flavored Lube http://t.co/fp10oofL

• Mon, 12:23: RT @Oatmeal: How to tell if someone is really a geek http://t.co/XE6eixGa
• Mon, 12:32: RT @deadmau5: No. You can't has. http://t.co/SoA3ueho
• Mon, 12:34: RT @TimGuinee: Nebraska
• Mon, 12:53: RT @carlbroemel: i think if there is a hell, its probably filled with packing peanuts
• Mon, 12:54: RT @MisaBuckley: I'm creating my own personal circle of hell.

• Sun, 20:56: RT @SilkenSoul: @campyspornshack ʚïɞ ĦλPPУ MσƮɧᏋя§ ÐΛÝ ʚïɞ Enjoy!! :) (kitty Mom)
• Sun, 20:57: My cat gave me shit for Mother's Day. <3 #aww #poops #soCute
• Sun, 20:58: RT @travelcat_linus: So tired. Sleeping all day takes a lot out of you.
• Sun, 21:05: Whee! Waiting for #SavingHope to premiere Thursday 7 June on NBC @PromoSavingHope @MichaelShanks http://t.co/jIUG0LZv
• Sun, 21:09: RT @ShanksyMellark: @campyspornshack You're twisted. :P
• Sun, 21:34: RT @dawnwithrow6: @ShanksyMellark In and back out again.
• Sun, 22:06: RT @LexaShmexa: Happy Mother's Day to all the mamas out there!!! I wanna thank Mimi and Sam for making me a Monmy... I ❤ you guys! 😘 htt ...
• Sun, 22:15: RT @thegatecast: Birthday wishes for Nancy Sorel who guest starred in #Stargate #SG1 "It's Good to be King" http://t.co/lwfNREBi http:/ ...
• Sun, 22:29: I approve of the zombie attack on the McDonald's. http://t.co/qyEL9Dcz
• Sun, 23:02: RT @Horse_ebooks: those who really care and have kept the essence of love and emotions alive in today s

• Sat, 12:18: RT @ferrifrump: Eatin and drinkin ! Taking this very seriously http://t.co/Pn9I10Md
• Sat, 13:09: RT @AlChocolate: My pants are blissfully un-buzzy today.
• Sat, 13:10: RT @DrainBamaged_: It's not a lolcat, still super cute though. http://t.co/l3hXWIYv
• Sat, 15:38: RT @DeathStarPR: If you think about it, our Stormtroopers helped Luke's Aunt Beru become the first Girl On Fire. #DeathStarCares #Hunger ...
• Sat, 15:57: RT @realcliffsimon: Now tell me how i fit this on that. Ha ha. http://t.co/plglwG2J
• Sat, 16:52: 'Taken' #Stargate Vala kidnap/whump by @virkatjol rated R http://t.co/Mrfw6CUE

• Fri, 16:03: RT @RealCliveBarker: sex.
• Fri, 22:19: Organic Pastures raw milk products recalled and quarantined due to Campylobacter http://t.co/Wy0ZoM5e LOL U MAD? :D http://t.co/USU6ShJt
• Fri, 22:26: RT @NekoCase: Put wintergreen oil inside dog bed liners, now my house smells like Ben-gay. I love it.
• Fri, 22:34: RT @nettie_b: Apparently the library rebound this book and half of it is upside down. Fun.
• Fri, 22:54: Daniel Jackson is NOT amused. http://t.co/pPE8miI4 #Stargate
• Fri, 22:59: RT @the_linz: i want a flying killer robot #hubbyquotes
• Fri, 23:00: Deep breath, Daniel. Think happy thoughts... http://t.co/GMxgHvcO #Stargate
• Fri, 23:17: Jack, is that PORNO MUSIC playing in the background? http://t.co/ulkifr5L
• Fri, 23:23: RT @jgem87: @campyspornshack @the_linz Stargate SG-Porn?
• Fri, 23:27: RT @BTL_Bailey: @campyspornshack @ShanksyMellark That place is a hive of scum and villainy.

• Thu, 20:39: SHOUT OUT TO SILER & HIS HUMONGOUS WRENCH #Stargate http://t.co/ZG9FdLXy
• Thu, 22:42: RT @MichaelShanks: “@_JulieRae_: NBC's #SavingHope promo! http://t.co/Iyyoy302” not the one I saw, but nevertheless: here ya go!!
• Thu, 23:03: @solstice0612 I hear Thomas Kinkade wall clocks are going for upwards of $19.99 nowadays http://t.co/DiObe71N
• Fri, 05:55: 'Asteroid-killing dinosaur' malaprop/accidental plotbunny from talking about #IRIDIUM w/Mr. Campy https://t.co/R4clASKv
• Fri, 06:22: FUCKING SHIT what is with loading an auto-play NEWS VIDEO at the bottom of a news article, @huffingtonpost? FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK
• Fri, 06:40: RT @katehewlett: I'm really tempted to follow Jesus Christ on twitter, but he doesn't have the little blue checkmark next to his name. W ...
• Fri, 06:45: RT @dhewlett: Hoping evil Assassidate plans with @katehewlett will soon involve a crew a Stargate set & some of you. At very least a ...
• Fri, 06:47: RT @hanrattychris: "What are our smartest, funniest shows right now? Let's cancel them." - NBC Exec. http://t.co/ib5aJzba
• Fri, 06:51: RT @S_G_F_C: For the record: a hard-on does NOT count as personal growth, people.
• Fri, 07:15: RT @realcliffsimon: #FF everyone. Time to hit the gym . Keep this old body going. What would we do without Starbucks to wake up.

• Wed, 21:19: ~heavy flow day~ = UNDERWEAR BOMB
• Wed, 21:20: RT @JRMcGrail: #LOL Hillary Text http://t.co/VhLvhWHC
• Wed, 21:23: "Daniel always wanted to get in my pants, and now I’m in his." #Stargate http://t.co/KqhKaSLT
• Wed, 21:29: RT @kshandra: @neilhimself @amandapalmer Fuckton is next to Scunthorpe, isn't it? #IllSeeMyselfOut
• Wed, 21:36: Yemen terror group may have made more underwear bombs, US officials say http://t.co/MfB4NPdv #UnderwearBomb #pants #CIA #AQAP
• Wed, 21:49: "i can haz u lick mai ears pwease?" BABY KITTY + apricot calico friend http://t.co/DDiuQmnP
• Wed, 22:01: RT @ShanksyMellark: SEXUAL WEDNESDAY.
• Wed, 22:04: When the civil rights of a minority are up for a vote, the privileged majority will suppress them in almost every instance. #NorthCarolina
• Wed, 22:04: RT @magnavox_23: #ISupportSameSexMarriage because everyone deserves the right to have their love and family recognised equally under the ...
• Wed, 22:16: #ISupportSameSexMarriage AND I VOTE. You bet your ass I vote.

• Tue, 12:32: RT @HopeInsider: Actor @MichaelShanks Shanks straddles the line between the real world and the spirit world http://t.co/KwUBfshL #SavingHope
• Wed, 00:50: RT @DNykl: I found this pic on an old hard drive. Taken in season 2. http://t.co/fwPAV6IV
• Wed, 00:50: RT @MichaelShanks: @phyllis_mac do you ever have anything nice to say?
• Wed, 00:52: RT @realcliffsimon: DRAGONS DOGMA video game just realeased. I am the voice of Sir Berne. Enjoy.
• Wed, 00:54: Daniel fell in love with Mary Sue b/c she had big tits & could sculpt the Little Mermaid out of almond paste. #insomnia #Stargate
• Wed, 01:24: Can't think of what feedback to leave on that Daniel/Vala WiP.
• Wed, 01:35: BABY KITTIES http://t.co/VSS4TtaO #smish #smish #smish
• Wed, 01:56: My dad meticulously kept us from knowledge of Maurice Sendak's books when we were little. So OF COURSE I'm gonna read em now. #censorship
• Wed, 02:04: RT @neilhimself: LOOK! NEW BLOG ENTRY Maurice Sendak: "Cannibals and Psychotics": posted by Neil I remember ... http://t.co/hw02zmDI WA ...
• Wed, 08:58: RT @realcliffsimon: Stargate funny scene - Ba'al and Teal'c http://t.co/Q3XZnP0s via @youtube