- Fri, 14:56: Touch & go. :(
- Fri, 15:10: love u guys <3 wish i could reply to evryone am just waiting, could be hours, could b days? he's fighting soo hard
- Fri, 16:06: I may need to make The Decision for Mr. Campy.
- Sat, 08:51: If I took the TARDIS to last week & showed him a pic of himself now, I know what he'd decide. But why must an easy decision feel so hard?
- Sat, 09:11: Moving to a private room so I can snuggle in bed with him as he passes away on a morphine drip.
- Sat, 09:11: You guys are awesome. I just wanna let you know that b/c I can't reply to each of you at the moment.
- Sat, 11:05: He's on the other side now. #peace
- Sat, 11:42: RT @madders_ahatter: @campyspornshack Because it is only easy in the head, not in the heart. Sending love prayers and huggles at this im ...
- Sat, 11:42: RT @dierne_kitten: @campyspornshack because you never want to let go of someone you love even if you know it's the best thing for them
- Sat, 11:44: RT @capn_madd_katt: @campyspornshack sending hugs!
- Thu, 12:27: I don't know whether to hope or to say goodbye.
- Thu, 12:32: You guys are the best. I'm only in my @ mentions page, and am trying to keep up with everyone's replies. If I miss responding, I apologize.
- Thu, 13:23: RT @Kat_Xander: @campyspornshack Not a cat either, but wasn't sure what you've seen. This made me giggle: http://t.co/F99pxP05
- Thu, 13:24: RT @solstice0612: @campyspornshack Okie dokie, here we go: http://t.co/mzdbAhdE
- Thu, 13:27: RT @justine_manzano: @campyspornshack @solstice0612 http://t.co/Io65gD9D
- Thu, 13:29: RT @solstice0612: @campyspornshack Asgard cat: http://t.co/roVNRaab
- Thu, 13:30: RT @justine_manzano: @campyspornshack http://t.co/nOzpv5Pm
- Thu, 21:11: Damn you guys & all your LOLcats & positive thoughts/prayers. Mr. Campy's doing better. I mean, WHAT? I dared not hope.
- Fri, 05:34: The jaw-droppingly wet & barechested RDA http://t.co/WPgxSpXr
- Tue, 12:11: I should have insisted he get medical attention sooner instead of having to call 911 when it reached his brain. :(
- Tue, 12:12: All the nurses & doctors here are been fabulous.
- Tue, 14:52: UPDATE Mr. Campy's sepsis due to pneumonia & early bladder infection. Altered mental state due to low sodium. Will b in hosp 2 days at least
- Tue, 14:53: Thanks for all the Twitter well wishes. <3 I love you guys. You're the best. :D Especially when we don't have family here in San Diego.
- Tue, 19:52: YAY SG1-DeBRIEF IS BACK frOM DeLETION! #Stargate http://t.co/T6FLI7p0
- Tue, 21:12: RT @Raineme: @campyspornshack I will try my best #Stargate #Myfavouriteboys http://t.co/PjXtfrVb
- Tue, 21:14: RT @Jorge_Z: #Stargate Wedding Band - FashionablyGeek http://t.co/MOOEwq7W @dakinegirl @GeekyHostess http://t.co/QwCIZ4Xe
TITLE: J is for Jonas Hanson 1/1
PAIRING: Gen, but references Samantha Carter/Jonas Hanson
RATING: PG-13/Teens/FRT (mild language)
CHARACTERS: Jonas Hanson, Samantha Carter, Jack O'Neill
TIMELINE/SPOILERS: heavy references to 1x05 "The First Commandment"
ARCHIVED: also at AO3
WORD COUNT: 608
DISCLAIMER: Hey MGM, gimme the rights to the Stargate franchise if you're not gonna do anything with them anymore.
SUMMARY: A brief tribute to the man Sam Carter was engaged to, told from his point of view. (For the SG-1 Gen Fic Day "SGC Alphabet Soup" October 2012 anthology.)
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F-List, I AM DISAPPOINT. Y U NO let me know this was first posted back on 14 August?
Also, why are there no women in this commercial?
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In the mood for writing sexytiemz for your favorite fandoms but need prompts? The Porn Battle Amnesty community is here to serve your plotbunnies. Click that link to search through your fandoms for inspiration for your favorite pairings.
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How do you write Sam Carter in character?I've been STUCK on TWO fan fiction stories in which I can't resist writing from this amazing military astrophysicist's PoV, but am having major anxiety that I might get her wrong.
- What is it about Sam that you love?
- What makes you squee?
- What do you most love to see her do?
- What are the elements of a Sam story that you love the most?
- What do you really like seeing her do in fic? On the show? Both?
- What is the most epic of Sam WIN?
- What annoys and pisses you off when you see it in fan fiction?
- What are the stupid/shallow/careless misinterpretations of Sam that must be avoided?
- What qualifies as Sam!Fail?
- Any other pointers, tips, criticisms, & pet peeves also welcome!
RELATED: Meta: The Evolution of Samantha Carter (or Why I Love Sam) by rachel500
Michael Shanks on Twitter, regarding the recording of dialog without Claud or Cliff present:
campyspornshack: Great job on the @bigfinish audiobook "Half Life"! Very convincing ex post facto dialog w/Claudia & @cliffmsimon
campyspornshack: Were you able to listen to @cliffmsimon & Claudia Black's pre-recorded lines while or before speaking yours?
campyspornshack: You performed the dialog with only a stand-in line reader? I'm even MORE impressed!
[Discussion of the Big Finish Stargate audiobooks here at daniel_vala]
- Sun, 12:57: RT @TheBloggess: Hailey & I exploring getting our geek on at the Darth Mall. http://t.co/BP0P2fMB
- Sun, 13:01: RT @BTL_Bailey: @campyspornshack Um... no. We do not need to give @ShanksyMellark a reason to hold sharp pointy things. That's gonna end ...
- Sun, 13:01: SUDDEN CRAVING FOR MANGO STICKY RICE http://t.co/uDAgk48S #ThaiFood
- Sun, 13:12: RT @BTL_Bailey: @ShanksyMellark CANADA! FUCK YEAH! THEY LET PEOPLE MARRY WHO EVERY THEY WANT. Also, maple syrup.
- Sun, 13:19: "Diatomaceous earth cuts holes in the flea's body... fleas leak water which DE absorbs... fleas dehydrate & die." http://t.co/q8TDnc8d
- Sun, 13:19: RT @DRUNKHULK: DRUNK HULK TAKE THIS PANCAKE TO BE WEDDED WIFE! TO HALVE! TO FOLD! FROM THIS PLATE FORWARD! WITH BUTTER! AND SYRUP! FROM ...
- Sun, 13:19: RT @meirelle: Brah, I just drove past a Sherlock Ct. and a Watson St. I lol'd.
- Sun, 13:20: RT @MichaelShanks: Gee wiz, body? Why do you OW like this? What did I ever do to you??.....oh right....that..and that. Never mind, then. ...
- Sun, 13:39: RT @GeonnCannon: You can't even mock @SyFy's schedule because whatever moronic title you can think of, they may have made a movie about it.
- Sun, 13:40: RT @dierne_kitten: @campyspornshack and kinda on the subject of angels ... http://t.co/MXRY3mrr
- Sat, 12:10: NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE http://t.co/5KEIwbA0 #Walmart #classy #eyeBleach #AmericaFuckYeah
- Sat, 12:16: RT @ManzanoIsmael: @campyspornshack it's scary that how fast you cued that up. Do you have porn music on speed dial or something?
- Sat, 12:21: RT @dierne_kitten: @campyspornshack depraved I could live with but I rarely get the opportunity.
- Sat, 12:23: RT @dazgale: She sounds like Mariah Carey and Bjork singing a duet after a bottle of tequila. #Eurovision
- Sat, 12:24: RT @robertflorence: Nice of Hungary to come dressed as a really wanky guy you dated on a boring Saturday in 1992. #Eurovision
- Sat, 12:26: gahDAMN the #Eurovision TT is QUALITY
- Sat, 13:07: RT @TheWeebl: That's something you don't see everyday. A slightly shit, moonwalking bagpipe player. #eurovision
- Sat, 14:23: RT @ManzanoIsmael: Time to start working out; my moobs are getting saggy. #lettingmyselfgo
- Sat, 14:41: Can't. Look. Away from @ManzanoIsmael's Twitter avi. #DontBlink #weepingAngel
- Sat, 14:41: RT @dierne_kitten: ...and now I have ice-cream in my cleavage.
- Fri, 18:27: RT @cliffmsimon: Gmorning.#FF Ladies and gents. Have a great memorial day weekend for those in USA.
- Fri, 18:34: RT @LexaShmexa: That's what she said... http://t.co/fiJ6jUkh
- Fri, 18:35: Highly inappropriate fan request is inappropriate.
- Fri, 18:35: RT @MichaelShanks: @ladiosabri go over to the persons house who has a Neilson box ;)
- Fri, 18:39: RT @MichaelShanks: @ShanksyMellark mmmm beer
- Fri, 18:47: RT @levarburton: Hear this now! Y'all with something negative to say about ROOTS, KUNTA my 26 years encouraging kids to read or my tatto ...
- Fri, 19:05: RT @nettie_b: So sick of the Kristen Stewart Snow White crap movie trailer. So much.
- Fri, 19:12: RT @nettie_b: They're dying, R2! Curse my inefficiency, I wasn't fast enough. #starwars
- Fri, 19:32: RT @DonnaLeaElliott: hey cat. I love you. but, stop licking the bottom of my feet.
- Fri, 19:37: RT @AnneWheaton: In which my husband is surrounded by beautiful women. http://t.co/KRaLMWsk
- Fri, 00:20: RT @cliffmsimon: California cant win best beach as no nude beach here except maybe blacks in San Diego. Lol
- Fri, 00:22: RT @LexaShmexa: Okay my fellow Canadians: who's watching #Continuum this Sunday at 9pm on Showcase? I'll live tweet the west coast airi ...
- Fri, 00:31: RT @MichaelShanks: @ShanksyMellark here's one: wtf are you wearing on your head in that avatar picture??
- Fri, 00:47: RT @QueenOfVagina1: Penis Penis Penis Penis Promiscuous Promiscuous
- Fri, 01:04: RT @samclarke: I have read and agree to the terms and conditions. #MostCommonLies
- Fri, 01:05: Sorry to reply so late; Gmail filtered your message to my Spam folder. #MostCommonLies
- Fri, 01:07: No, that doesn't make your ass look fat. #MostCommonLies
- Fri, 01:12: RT @cleothemuse: Sorry I didn't call you back... my cell phone was dead. #MostCommonLies
- Tue, 13:13: RT @meganamram: Catnip is a gateway nip
- Tue, 13:16: COLDPLAY http://t.co/Ot0qgLsc #DramaticSong #aufDeutsch
- Tue, 13:18: RT @SanctuaryGurl22: Just booty danced on my aunt in the store!! :)
- Tue, 13:20: Ecstatically glad we paid for AAA Roadside Assistance. Flat tire looked like Cookie Monster had nommed it by the time I pulled over!
- Tue, 13:22: Srsly, #Facebook will make $$$ selling your user data & commodifying Likes. Selling ads is just a portion of their revenue potential.
- Tue, 13:46: RT @EvilHorseEbooks: magistrate over gerbil assassin
- Tue, 13:47: @dierne_kitten ...if your Twitter account is privacy-locked.
- Tue, 13:49: RT @SmithLGreg: What is my Christmas list, every year since 1997? RT @Horse_ebooks "a heap of rocks, a buoy or anything"
- Tue, 13:55: RT @MisaBuckley: @cliffmsimon Look what I found! http://t.co/gvdrRpcC Rather amused right now :D
- Tue, 17:06: Didn't #Sanctuary START with webisodes? Why can't fans help crowdsource a web series Finale via Kickstarter?
- Mon, 12:24: "Opportunity" by @cleothemuse #Stargate Ba'al/Qetesh fanfic (PG-13/Teens) http://t.co/UbIxjBxD
- Mon, 12:29: RT @ZachWeiner: Sorry we cut off part of your comic, but we wanted to have our watermark realllly big. http://t.co/zo5l82OP
- Mon, 12:35: Congrats #SyFy for exterminating every iota of science fiction from your network. #SyFail #fuckYou
- Mon, 12:45: RT @paulapoundstone: Staples e-mailed me an ad: Save on the essentials for a successful bbq. Because the paper work is where most barbec ...
- Mon, 12:46: Absolutely no regrets that it took you over 2 years to fill this prompt. <3 <3 <3 http://t.co/V2qwFuRH
- Mon, 12:53: Yeah. Because what everyone needs is a network whose only programming consists of wrestling & "reality" TV. @SyFy #SyFail
- Mon, 13:20: RT @D2SavingHope: The #savinghope Trailers thread has been updated to add the latest NBC promo http://t.co/v6bVKUWS thanks to @RAINEME
- Mon, 16:53: RT @amandatapping: To all the fans of @SanctuarySeries we love and adore you. Thank you for the love and support. Now to the long dark t ...
- Mon, 17:16: DC Comics To Switch Sexual Orientation of an Established Character http://t.co/lv6JOxK3 #LGBT
- Mon, 17:48: RT @Horse_ebooks: Explain
- Sun, 12:50: TRAILER: zany space comedy MOVIE: dark action/adventure with NUDITY http://t.co/FO3doEbR Supernova (2000) James Spader, Angela Bassett
- Sun, 12:52: RT @Oglaf: New Oglaf: http://t.co/jzWpN0MR (2 pages)
- Sun, 13:07: RT @BTL_Bailey: @ShanksyMellark you just want the ring for yourself.
- Sun, 13:09: RT @capn_madd_katt: If I had money, I would be very tempted to get the Ba'al Jaffa tattoo painted on the hood of my car. @cliffmsimon
- Sun, 13:13: RT @dhewlett: Fixed pool light with Dad & then an expensive swim with the kids...iPhone was in the pocket of my swim shorts the whol ...
- Sun, 13:15: RT @LAKings: Here we go for period 2.
- Sun, 13:23: RT @PromoSavingHope: If you would like a bumper sticker, go ahead and drop a message into the #PromoteSavingHope Tumblr askbox here: htt ...
- Sun, 13:25: RT @LAKings: A brawl in Quicks crease, Doan receives a slashing penalty. Kings on the power play again.
- Sun, 13:42: Get a Saving Hope bumper sticker! Provide your name/Twitter Username, mailing address @PromoSavingHope http://t.co/arZF4rvn
- Sun, 13:49: @ShanksyMellark Psst... add this image to the Saving Hope bumper sticker Ask Box entry http://t.co/bIKMCpMN
- Sat, 15:57: RT @AnneWheaton: The Imperial Stout @ this brewery tastes like carbonated band aids. #poopoopachoo
- Sat, 15:59: RT @omggitsemilyy: @Jenna_Marbles i think this would look great on marbles.. Meow http://t.co/fAy6XgjE
- Sat, 16:02: "Hey little lady... would ya like to taste my spicy buffalo mayonnaise?" #LOLno
- Sat, 16:19: RT @ShanksyMellark: UGH. I really do dislike her anal habits.
- Sat, 16:35: RT @AlChocolate: @campyspornshack the pants are pretty lucky too
- Sat, 16:42: Facebook tracked Web activity even after you've logged out. http://t.co/ZA0c0SQB Now FB is being sued for it. http://t.co/CpDeSjfc
- Sat, 16:43: RT @CChristian0810: Going to see Silence of the Lambs at a local cemetery...what am I..... crazy?
- Sat, 16:47: My universe. Will never be the same. I'm glad you came. I'm glad you came. Whoa oh oh oh oh whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. http://t.co/nMqjQwwH
- Sat, 16:50: RT @SuanneBraun: @RosamundUrwin In light of last night's piece- especially for you. http://t.co/5Kwt8kP7
- Sat, 16:56: RT @TheBloggess: I signed a baby and then got cuffed by the police. It was a weird day.