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Created on 2003-11-28 21:13:55 (#1493437), last updated 2008-07-30
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Basic Info| Name: | campylobacter |
|---|---|
| Website: | campylobacter's X-Files porn shack |
BioPRONUNCIATION: kam - PIE - low - bak - ter
Campylobacter jejuni is a double-flagellate, corkscrew-shaped bacterium that is the most common cause of food poisoning in North America. It is far more common than salmonella, but not usually as fatal.
Most of its victims experience some of these symptoms:
* diarrhea,
* abdominal cramps,
* nausea, and
* fever.
Cook your chicken properly, or you'll be sorry.
Feel free to Friend, De-Friend, or Ban me at will. I try to check my Info page often enough to add those who've Friended me, but don't feel uninfected if it takes me a while. I'm incredibly lazy.
Behold! The ancient LJ template! Viewable in browsers new and old! (Another mark of my extreme sloth.)
Campylobacter jejuni is a double-flagellate, corkscrew-shaped bacterium that is the most common cause of food poisoning in North America. It is far more common than salmonella, but not usually as fatal.
Most of its victims experience some of these symptoms:
* diarrhea,
* abdominal cramps,
* nausea, and
* fever.
Cook your chicken properly, or you'll be sorry.
Feel free to Friend, De-Friend, or Ban me at will. I try to check my Info page often enough to add those who've Friended me, but don't feel uninfected if it takes me a while. I'm incredibly lazy.
Behold! The ancient LJ template! Viewable in browsers new and old! (Another mark of my extreme sloth.)
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