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| User: | campylobacter (1493437) Nude Skeletons
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| Name: | campylobacter | |||||
| Website: | campylobacter's X-Files porn shack | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  XFcampy (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
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| Bio: | PRONUNCIATION: kam - PIE - low - bak - ter Campylobacter jejuni is a double-flagellate, corkscrew-shaped bacterium that is the most common cause of food poisoning in North America. It is far more common than salmonella, but not usually as fatal. Most of its victims experience some of these symptoms: * diarrhea, * abdominal cramps, * nausea, and * fever. Cook your chicken properly, or you'll be sorry. Feel free to Friend, De-Friend, or Ban me at will. I try to check my Info page often enough to add those who've Friended me, but don't feel uninfected if it takes me a while. I'm incredibly lazy. Behold! The ancient LJ template! Viewable in browsers new and old! (Another mark of my extreme sloth.) | |||||
| Memories:: | 2 entries | |||||
| Interests: | 53: absurdists, alice walker, badfic, black cats, dada, domenico scarlatti, edith wharton, engrish, eugene ionesco, fake skeletons, franz kafka, franz schubert, frohike, gangsta rap, google, hell, james bond, johann sebastian bach, lace appraisal, m r james, mary sue, middle fingers, monty python, motets, orange cats, paganini, parody, pigeon hate, plays, pornography, pr0n, rene magritte, scambaiting, science fiction, scott joplin, scully, short stories, sock puppets, squid, textiles, theatre, tinhats, tofu, trolls, unpopular shakespearean plays, vladimir nabokov, walter de la mare, wanking, weird fiction, william gibson, x-files, x-files badfic, x-files fanfic | |||||
| Schools: | None listed | |||||
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| Mutual Friends: | 11: amazonx, bcfan, coolredwyne, deslea, franthewndrhrse, jood, kashmir_mk, meridym, philiater1, prillalar, ratkrycek | |||||
| Member of: | 3: cat_macros, for_hal, scambaiting_419 | |||||
| Account type: | Basic Account | |||||
